School opening ceremony

Last Friday was my school's opening ceremony. I had to stand on a stage in front of the whole school and say a speech... in English! One of the teachers explained to me that if I pretended not to know Japanese the students would have more incentive to learn English. How convenient.




Students, this is Laurence. Be like him.




My adoring fans... (imagine being albino in Japan!)




"Kocho-Sensei is right... try to copy my dazzling looks and personality and your life will surely improve".




Flower boy returns. This time with accomplices at close hand.